To my stalker,
I heard you're a big fan.
You may purchase this autographed 8x10 glossy photograph of my head shot photo via my website: www.davidtamargo.com.
I have made this very special section on my website just for you.
It fails in comparison to actually knowing me in person, but you can come close to me every night if you frame it and place it on your nightstand beside your bed. That way I will be the first and last thing you see every morning and night!
((frame sold separately)).